Leaked Trump Phone Transcript

Here is the phone transcript if Jerry Jones and Donald Trump talked about their life decisions like the rest of us. So actually something similar may have taken place.

Trump: Happy New years jerr!

Jones: Happy New years Don!

Trump: got any new years resolutions jerr?

Jones: nah couldn't really think of any, you know been spending a lot of time at the cheerleader tryouts for next season.

Trump: you gonna send me those tapes, I've got an eye for talent

Jones: how about you, you've been in some hot water recently you got any resolutions for the new year?

Trump: I've got somethings cooking?

Jones: like what?

Trump: well you can't tell anyone.

Jones: yeah I got that message after Epstein.

Trump: well apparently there's this leader that I'm told is a real detriment to America and I'm thinking about taking him out. You know for the better of America.

Jones: huh

Trump: yeah people don't seem to like us that much even though we got all the talent, people still hate us.

Jones: yeah seems like that's the case as of recently

Trump: America is supposed to be top dogs. If that means taking out a leader then you know it's gotta be done.

Trump: Jerry I think you might benefit from some leadership change.

Jones: you think?

Trump: yeah, cowboys are supposed to be Superbowl contenders. You guys got the talent.

Jones: yeah

Trump: jerr people are starting to wonder if Dallas is still Americas team. Been hearing rumors it might be Cleveland now.

Jones: no way

Trump: yeah and they've got OBJ on the team. You know we can't be having a person that goes by 3 letters on America's team. Just can't be having that.

Jones: well what should I do?

Trump: take a play out of my playbook. Leadership change. Can get you a predator missile for cheap.

Jones: hmmmmm. You might be right don

Trump: yeah, where you want me to send the missile?

Jones: that won't be necessary.

Trump: alright, if you say so

Jones: alright don, Happy New years

Trump: happy new years jerr, make Dallas great again

Jason Garrett